Post by Mouse on Sept 30, 2022 12:33:02 GMT -5
Subject: Runaway treasure?
Username: Squ33k
Hello!
I was browsing the BBS, as one does, and found an older thread that caught my eye. I won't link the whole thread because the responses are... Well. You know how people on the internet can be sometimes when they see someone is frustrated and having a difficult time. :-)
Aaaaanyway! Here's a screenshot of the original posting:
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My question is this, I love special items just as much as the next person- But I'm honestly more intrigued by the monsters mentioned and would love to see a weapon that talks back and flies away hehe. :-) It's in Delta so I thought I would see if anyone in that level range wanted to come along? Maybe it will have a harder time flying away from us the more people there are!
Username: Squ33k
Hello!
I was browsing the BBS, as one does, and found an older thread that caught my eye. I won't link the whole thread because the responses are... Well. You know how people on the internet can be sometimes when they see someone is frustrated and having a difficult time. :-)
Aaaaanyway! Here's a screenshot of the original posting:
[Screenshot of post inserted]
Subject: I actually hate this game.
Username: o_you_don't_have_the_right
"I was clearing a castle-type dungeon with nobody other than myself and me (because I'm a loser and don't have any friends, yeah, yeah, don't start with the "why are you playing an MMO solo" stuff), and first thing I notice, place's got all animated object-style monsters. You ever fought a swarm of flying teacups? A table that made Grunty noises and kept demanding a melon? Ever heard a bunch of breakable pots cry while you smash 'em?
It was pretty bizarre, honestly. Anyway, so I made it to the end of the place and went to pop the treasure chest open, and it bit me! It honest to any deities you believe in bit me! Like, it took off half my HP and everything.
A cool-looking weapon came out of the chest and I got the normal "you've received" popup, but it disappeared so fast I didn't even get to see the name of it. It floated in front of me, and then it literally told me, get this:
"You don't have the qualifications to wield me, you fool!"
And then it literally laughed at me and FLEW AWAY. I kept chasing it across the dungeon, but it never wedged itself in any dead ends, and I'm not nearly fast enough to catch a flying broadsword. To add insult to injury? Just when I thought I was getting close to grabbing it, it flew out through a window and noclipped out of the map.
Seriously, CC? You're gonna do that to me? I'm going to uninstall."
Username: o_you_don't_have_the_right
"I was clearing a castle-type dungeon with nobody other than myself and me (because I'm a loser and don't have any friends, yeah, yeah, don't start with the "why are you playing an MMO solo" stuff), and first thing I notice, place's got all animated object-style monsters. You ever fought a swarm of flying teacups? A table that made Grunty noises and kept demanding a melon? Ever heard a bunch of breakable pots cry while you smash 'em?
It was pretty bizarre, honestly. Anyway, so I made it to the end of the place and went to pop the treasure chest open, and it bit me! It honest to any deities you believe in bit me! Like, it took off half my HP and everything.
A cool-looking weapon came out of the chest and I got the normal "you've received" popup, but it disappeared so fast I didn't even get to see the name of it. It floated in front of me, and then it literally told me, get this:
"You don't have the qualifications to wield me, you fool!"
And then it literally laughed at me and FLEW AWAY. I kept chasing it across the dungeon, but it never wedged itself in any dead ends, and I'm not nearly fast enough to catch a flying broadsword. To add insult to injury? Just when I thought I was getting close to grabbing it, it flew out through a window and noclipped out of the map.
Seriously, CC? You're gonna do that to me? I'm going to uninstall."
My question is this, I love special items just as much as the next person- But I'm honestly more intrigued by the monsters mentioned and would love to see a weapon that talks back and flies away hehe. :-) It's in Delta so I thought I would see if anyone in that level range wanted to come along? Maybe it will have a harder time flying away from us the more people there are!
