Subject: re: hottest npc in the game?
Username: amphipteryx
@ finiraldi: funny you say that re: NPC affection mechanics; I actually have a bit of a Thing, a Skill of the Unusual Variety, if you will, that allows me to build relationships with NPCs. platonically (I hope). so either they do have some sort of inbuilt tracker, or the AI in R:Fusion is advanced enough that it just kind of... allows for complex dynamic interpersonal relationships between NPCs and players.
also, not only have I seen sexy mods, I have actually MADE a couple. for personal entertainment. I will not disclose which ones they were, seeing as I released them under a pseudonym to begin with... but rest assured that I don't use any myself. w
I've considered hiding code in my plugins that would detect some of the more common sexy mods and replace any added sexy noises with Grunty noises and circa-R:1 Grunty Food callouts but I'm not that sadistic. it'd probably make people throw their headsets.
or awaken something new within them. you never know. w
@ muggs: if you do that you owe us screenshots. and by "that", I mean kissing your doppel, not, like, showing us sexy mods. I've seen enough of that by now. (Ф_Фa
total conversion mods are a scam, no one knows enough about The World to actually do that. also avoid ANY mods that claim to give you an edge in the game by giving you free stuff because installing any of those is as good as bending over and invitingly spreading your cheeks for a big fat girthy malware payload. uhhhhh I like some of the shader mods, though. makes for nice screenies
@ Squ33k: I can feel your "bless your heart" blasting me through the screen, girl, have mercy wwwwwwwwww I know I'm a degen but you don't have to LOOK at me like that
I haven't actually seen my doppel yet, I'm gonna head to do that quest soon. I picked the dumbest area to do it in so it's not going to be very sexy, though. alas. I should have shopped around more. perhaps I could have had a romantic double date with me, my B O Y F R I E N D (whose identity is conveniently redacted), our copies, and mutually assured destruction.
we can totally go to a vampire castle, though. pspspsps CC Corp, when you're done sorting all the bugs out, I want a Halloween event with vampires in it. let me have decorative fangs and a cape and a pair of leather pants suspiciously tight around the crotch area. and the butt area. my character model has a pretty nice ass (I WORKED for that ass, thank you) and I desperately need to show it off.
I wonder if having a nice ass is a NPC relationship booster. I'll have to go use that skill and see. w
(p.s. Knob Nobbington Nooblesse I know you're trying to look good on the bbs but I've seen what you have wrought behind closed doors and LEMME TELL YOU, THE SEXY MODS ARE FAR MORE SFW)