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//.items.Weapons
//mainweapon.Double Darwin
level: 31 | element: none
Two bizarrely jagged and curved blades of gold and silver, resembling sickles more than they do daggers or shortswords. They look distinctly more likely to rid the wielder of his limbs and his head than they are to be useful in combat...
level: 31 | element: Light (mastery)
A bizarre byproduct of the efforts to bring steam and crest technology together, these glowsticks look far more suited to cheer on dancing cat beastmen than they are for any sort of in-battle application. And yet, here they are.
//subweapon.Heads&Tails
level: 48 | element: Darkness (mastery)
Two dark curved, jagged blades that retain an edge the whole way through, and end in another sharp-edged curve on the other end. The furthermost, narrow portion of the vicious blade functions as the hilt. Looks extremely unsafe to use. The swords swirl with dark energy.
level: 12 | element: none
Two large and jagged blades, one black and one red, adorned with runes eerily glowing an acidic green. Whether forged by a sadistic blacksmith or made out of artistic fascination for sharp edges, they look far too easy to hurt yourself with to be practical.
//unidentified.Profane Sword
NULL | NULL
DESCRIPTION UNAVAILABLE
A nondescript black, serrated sword. All its stat values are set to null. A monster or player injured by this sword will become corrupted. Sid becomes particularly happy whenever you try to kill something with it.
//gimmick.Super Soaker of Justice
level: that's a good question, actually | element: Water
Reign justice upon your enemies by means of H2O to the face! The Super Soaker of Justice causes water based damage to a target. It shoots a continuous, high powered stream of water for about 30 s before needing cool down. Needs refill every 15 uses.
//.items.Consumables //Health Drink x3
Slightly recovers HP.
//Smokescreen x2
Emits a screen of smoke, which allows a party to flee from a battle.
//Revival Medicine x2
Revives an ally with 25% HP.
//Dark Chocolate Dubloon x2
The most common confection during Nifl Phant's festival season. Upon consumption, the user will recover a small amount of HP and SP. Additionally, their bodies will turn to shimmering gold for five minutes.
//Enchanted Pocket Coinglobe x2
A common trinket of Nifl Phant. Tiny replicas of gold coins float idly within a crystal globe attached to a string. When shaken, the coins disperse beautifully throughout the globe before it disappears. Boosts physical and magical defense by 35% for three turns.
//Freeze Charm x1
Randomly seals one of the enemy's buffs for the duration of 3 posts.
//Ice-Cold Cube x2
Causes a small explosion of icy mist when thrown. All targets enshrouded by the mist will become inflicted with slow.
//Purified Bubble x3
Allows the user to breathe underwater for 3 minutes.
//Nightmare Elixir x10
Boosts darkness elemental attacks slightly.
//8 Purification Sake x7
Ritual sake powerful enough to intoxicate even The 8-headed Lord Orochi.
//Banishing Arrow x5
Throw this at the enemy and remove all of its buffs. The arrow is able to dispell buffs of any boss or npc unless specified otherwise by the plot or the boss's description (ie. Raid Orochi's divine status is said to only be removable with sake in the raid description.)
//All Spirits Charm x7
Seal the movements of any one spirit, ghost, mutant, or demon type monster for 1 turn. Ineffective against bosses.
//Golden Turtle x4
Summons a party of 3 turtle plushies dressed in adorable R:Fusion class garments. Because a plushy turtle with a tiny wavemaster staff/hat is adorable. After summoning them, they will attack the monsters around them. They will do no damage but the monsters will be so captivated by their cuteness that they will be unable to attack for that posting round.
//.items.Usable
//Smackjack Deck
A set of ten cards of Nifl Phant design that are used in the popular winter gag, Smackjack. The owner gets a player to draw a card then proceeds to smack them regardless of their draw. In combat, summons an invisible force to 'smack' and deal mild physical damage to all nearby enemies (4 turn cooldown) [Functionally, a physical Area Medium attack that doesn't consume SP.]
//Jolly Holly Compass Ring
A gold ring designed after a Nifl Phant holly wreath. The accessory has a red ruby in the center with emerald leaves encircling it. When used, the ring will illuminate a nearby trap or hidden enemy. (Usable only once per thread.)
//"The Fisherman and Floe"
A popular children's story in Nifl Phant revolving around a cold-hearted fisherman who one day caught a sea witch, Floe, that turned him to ice. Having this item in one's inventory grants them access to the Water spell Rue Zot.
//.items.Masteries
//Elemental
Darkness: Heads&Tails
Light: Idolatry
//Spiritual: 20% chance to inflict on hit
Poison
Rend
//.items.WearableLoot
//Night Goggles
A pair of goggles splattered with glowing orange goo. Not only can the user see a little better in the dark, they can also help protect against the element of light. Gives the wearer a 15% resistance to Light attacks and a slight accuracy buff.
//Shadow Leech Amulet
An amulet that, when worn, grants the user the ability to absorb 5% of an enemy's HP after successfully landing an attack for up to four posts before requiring a four post cooldown.
//Snow Vest
A puffy vest, suitable for braving the elements. Gives the wearer a 20% resistance to Ice and a modest buff to HP.
//.items.MiscEquipment
Mechanical limbs with hardlight plumage. Allows for flight when combined with Eir's Feather.
//Eir's Feather
With wings, this allows flight.
//Grunty Bell
Pet equip. Provides an additional +5 Pet EXP for the wearer every adventure.
//Infinity Scalpel
Enables the use of advanced Legendary Moonlight Sculptor skills.
//Fake Cat Ears
Headpiece molded after the majesty ears of the Beastmen Luminary. Beasts will look at you with awe. Moderately reduces aggro on self against beast type monsters.
//V. Goddess Robe
A sea weed wrap bikini modeled after the goddess born from the sea. Don't worry, it won't fall off so you don't have to hold their signature pose all the time and it is very censored to taste. Has a 50% chance of either inflicting [Stun] on every battle participant or boosting attack strength of the wearer and fellow party members by 25% for the duration of the battle.
//Rainbow Parasol
An easy to store rainbow colored beach parasol shield. When not protecting yourself from monsters, protect yourself from the sun. Raises fire and water resistance by 45%, but lowers wind resistance by 25% as well.
//Summertime Fun Party Bikini
A sexy, yet classy attire for the summer. Other than the possibility of giving your enemies a nosebleed, the suit increases the player's HP and Defense by 25%.
//Summertime Fun Party Trunks
Breezy, comfortable, and stylish swim trunks! Perfect attire for the summer! These swim trunks not only show how good your beach body really looks, but also increase the player's HP and Defense by 25%.
//Spirit of Sharing
When this ring is equipped, all single-target buffs the user receives will be shared with all party members. Similarly, all single-target debuffs received will also be shared with all party members.
//Stalker Tassels
Comes in a pair. Tie one of the tassels around your weapon and gift the second one to someone else.
Your body becomes like a shadow and is immune to all basic attacks, but you cannot move more than 2 steps away from the partnered tassel.
//Goddess Ring
After equipping this ring, party members may now choose to be your devotees. Your physical and magic attack power is increased x the number of devotees in the party.
However physical and magic defense for all devotees is similarly decreased by the same multiplier.
//Book of Friends
Non-consumable. If you know the true name of the enemy before you, collect that enemy into this book instead of defeating them. You may temporarily summon any monster from the book to fight by your side. However, all collected monsters will be automatically released and attack the user en mass at the end of the dungeon run.
