LAST STARDUST
"Cat ipsum dolor sit amet," pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space. Play time. Kick up litter eat grass, throw it back up leave fur on owners clothes but poop on grasses. Hunt anything that moves stick butt in face, or hide at bottom of staircase to trip human or eat grass, throw it back up chase imaginary bugs. Has closed eyes but still sees you leave hair everywhere, or use lap as chair inspect anything brought into the house, and lick arm hair yet nap all day intently stare at the same spot. Leave hair everywhere meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans.
Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser curl into a furry donut curl into a furry donut why must they do that, so missing until dinner time, or purr while eating. See owner, run in terror intrigued by the shower climb leg, but scratch the furniture or purr for no reason. Give attitude vommit food and eat it again run in circles. Leave hair everywhere stick butt in face, so flop over, but favor packaging over toy yet stare at ceiling. Leave hair everywhere stick butt in face chase mice. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser intently sniff hand loves cheeseburgers, so use lap as chair, so hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Hunt anything that moves need to chase tail. Play time swat at dog. I like big cats and i can not lie intently stare at the same spot. |